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July 20th 2007 02:38
Having a bad day at work?
These will make you feel better, print them off and put them up on your wall!



Funny Office Sign. Please don't smoke in my office. I enjoy sex more than I enjoy smoking and you don't see me screwing in your office.



If assholes arseholes could fly, this place would be an airport! - Funny office sign


Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head. Pass it on. Sign to put in your office



Amusing office sign - Bulletin. The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has determined that the maximum safe capacity on my butt is two persons at one time, unless I install handrails or safety straps. As you have arrived sixth in line to ride my ass or arse today, please take a number and wait your turn. Thank You.


Sympathy card - Your story has touched my heart! Never before have I come across a person with more trouble than you. Please accept this card as a token of my deepest sympathy. Now F!c% Off and annoy someone else.

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Comment by Final Fantasy

July 22nd 2007 12:18


Thoughts from a Scouse Wench
hi

very good loved them can think of a few peoples walls that these should adorn

Thanks for the laughs

Trish

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