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August 8th 2008 02:41
Beer dispenser - what every office needs.


New message pads - While you were out. Shit happened, hit the fan, rolled downhill, for brains called, creek-is what you're up.



Notice, this department requires to physical fitness program. Everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle, running down the boss, knifing friends in the back, dodging responsibility and pushing their luck.



Are you lonely, don't like working on your own. Hate making decisions. Then call a meeting. You can, see people, draw flowcharts, feel important, form subcommittees, impress your colleagues, make meaningless recommendations, all on company time. Meetings, the practical alternative to work


Office complaints department grenade - take a number


The office coffee machine is broken
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