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Office Kitchen Notes

October 16th 2009 08:06
What happens when many people from different backgrounds share a kitchen?
It will lead to a number of different events, counter events and of course notes!
HolyTaco put together a collection of the best kitchen notes from workplaces the world over. See the full set here.


office Kitchen notes. Dear Sinner. Starbuck's bars



Funny kitchen messages - next time just eat all the pizza.


Is your name Dave. Yes my name is Dave. Thanks for the free drink. Daves 4 life!



Do not use, I spit in this since someone keeps using it. I spit in it too, cause you're a jerk!


Office kitchen notes - stole my eggs. I'm going to HR.

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Pepsi vs Coke

August 12th 2009 14:27
Let's take a look at how the commercial logos for the world's two biggest brands of soft drink have changed over the years. Click on the Pepsi and Coca-Cola logos to open a larger version.

pepsi vs coke logos



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Santa's Email Account

December 17th 2008 01:45
Somebody hacked into Santa’s email account (he uses Gmail of course) to take a peak at what the big fella is up to this time of year. It appears he has many interesting and powerful friends!

Santa Gmail account. God Dear Santa – I want a wii. Just kidding. Let’s get together soon. This week is crazy. Little Bobby Jensen. Dear Santa – I cleaned my room, did my homework, give me my f’in PS3 already. Head Elf. Naughty list – here is the revised list of who’s naughty with Plaxico on it. Mom. This is too funny. Why does Santa have 3 gardens, so he can ho, ho, ho. Cheap Viagra. Al Gore. My movie, still haven’t watched it yet. It affects you too. Satan. I had nothing to do with that. Donner. Gonna be late today, like 15 min. I got blitzened last night. Elfbang.com. Mrs Claus. Reindeer shit. Sleigh repair, done. Daniel Jensen. Don’t get my prick son anything. Yahoo answers, can elves get pregnant. PETA inhumane. Frosty the snowman. George w. Bush. Can I have a third term. Central bank of Nigeria. Ronald McDonald. I wish I had your cred man. Oprah Winfrey. I have a patent on giving presents. Digg. Tooth fairy. Man I hate this time of year. Easter Bunny. Tell me about it, I’m dreading March. Have you seen coal process lately, cheaper to drop and Xbox in their stockings. Why am I associated with eggs, the only thing I lay is my fat wife. Chat. Atkins is killing me. Bono, it’s a beautiful day. Easter Bunny. I don’t roll on shabbas. Rudolph. Your games are gay.
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Dilbert On A Date

December 12th 2008 04:30
This has to be one of the best Dilbert cartoons of all time - and there are many good ones to choose from!
(Click on the strip to open a larger version)


this conversation has a low entertainment value. Let's just use our phones to surf the internet, and call it a date. I don't use the word phrase perfect woman often. Sshhh




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Cardboard Office Cubicle

October 29th 2008 01:34
If your company is suffering from budget cuts during these recessionary times, here is a great way to build low budget cubicles for your staff!

Either that or an office prankster has far too much time on their hands....


Cardboard boxes office cubicle


office pranks - cardboard computer, keyboard, mouse, monitor, screen


Cardboard box office equipment - printer and scanner


Office practical joke - cardboard replaces everything. Including cd holders. My crappy award for something.


cardboard office cubicle - office practical joke



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Procrastination Flowchart

September 29th 2008 13:10
You have already entered this cycle, where will you go next? Click on the image to open in a larger window and find out!


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Work Environment

August 8th 2008 02:41
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I Can Do Anything!

May 16th 2008 11:10
There's nothing like a cold hard dose of reality!


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Security Guards

February 18th 2008 14:33
Security Guards are paid to protect property, assets, and/or people.
So what use it is if they fall asleep?
Guess it can be a bit boring at times!

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$US 205 Million in Cold Hard Bills

January 18th 2008 10:57
Ever wondered what 205 million dollars looks like in cold, hard cash?


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Great Office Cubicle Designs

December 31st 2007 13:37
Office cubicles are so boring, but these pictures show just what you can do with a little imagination! You can see more photos here.


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Microsoft 'Word'

July 25th 2007 02:31
Maybe we should all upgrade to this version!



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Office Signs

July 20th 2007 02:38
Having a bad day at work?
These will make you feel better, print them off and put them up on your wall!


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Aquarium Tables

July 2nd 2007 02:49
Aquarium furniture normally refers to the various ornaments and functional items in an aquarium.

Ornamental aquarium furniture is often kitsch: popular examples include ceramic mermaids, 'sunken' ships and castles, and the ever-popular (but curiously misplaced) "No Fishing" sign. Another strange piece of decor is the ubiquitous plastic corals found often in freshwater tanks


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