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Wedding Invitation

November 5th 2008 10:31
This is what happens when you write want to want to say rather than what you should!



You are regretfully invited to the wedding between my perfect son, The Doctor and some cheap two bit tramp whose name escapes me right now. The biggest disaster in my family's history will take place the 9pm on Saturday, September 8th. And no doubt will end in divorce. Hopefully in time to still be eligible for an annulment. The overwhelmingly disappointing heartbreak of a ceremony will be followed by dinner, where nuts will be served because whatsherface has an allergy.
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*Image sourced from Damn Funny Pictures.
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Catch the Bouquet

June 27th 2008 05:14
The Wedding

You are at the wedding...

You are a total Diva...

The best dress, a perfect hairdo...

You fall in love with an invited guest...

You get secret looks the entire night...

On the dance floor, he's by your side constantly, & he dances like a God...

You are the couple of the evening...

The anticipated moment has arrived for all single women...

The bride is about to throw the bouquet...

You are first in line, in a strategic position...

Once there, you wait for the right moment...

You look at him sensually, and with your eyes you tell him.....

If I catch the bouquet...I Will Marry You!


And then, the moment you've been waiting for...

The bride throws the bouquet...

He doesn't stop looking at you...

You jump like never before to catch the bouquet...

Your arms stretched

out...

Your hands open...

And suddenly...



Wedding bouquet catch wardrobe malfunction


PRICELESS!!!
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Unfortunate Wedding Surnames

August 20th 2007 08:23

You ever get the feeling that two people just weren't meant to be together?
Especially if when their last names are hyphenated together the results are this unfortunate!



Hyphenated Names - Hardy-Harr
Hardy-Harr


Marriage names Traylor-Hooker
Traylor-Hooker


Bride and grooms surnames. Beaver-Wetter
Beaver-Wetter


Unfortunate names Crapp-Beer
Crapp-Beer


Bush Rash - Unfortunate married surnames
Busch-Rash





*These pictures used with permission from Damn Funny Pictures.
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With so many wedding photos taken every year, how can you possibly choose the best?

Well I think you'll have to agree, the ones below really take the cake!


Funny Redneck Wedding Picture
Redneck weddings always provide great photo opportunities!


Pretty wedding photos - Best man kissing groom and bride poking her tongue out.
Sometimes as a photographer, you just need to be in the right place at the right time.


wedding pictures - groom too drunk to walk
The groom is too plastered to stand up - classy.


Funny wedding picture - Groom on his knees with Help Me on the souls of his shoes
Help Me!


Amusing wedding photo - Bridesmaid under Bride's dress
I didn't know that was part of the bridesmaid's duties.


Wedding pictures - Brides drinking from a keg
I wonder in what country this is a tradition?








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