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Warning Labels

January 21st 2009 01:45
If only everything in life came with warning labels, we would all be much better prepared for what lay ahead!
Hopefully these will give you a taste of how it should be..


Alcohol warning label. Excessive quantities may cause. Delusions of invincibility, loss of dignity and balance, imagined gains in height, fitness and sexual prowess. Inability to correctly judge sexual appeal of yourself or others.



Life warning labels - Puppy and pet warning label. Will soon be depositing turds in your garden the size of battleships.


Food warning labels - steak. Hungry man steak. Consult plumber before consumption.



If everything came with a warning label - Heroes. Advisory, freshness and quality not guaranteed beyond one year.


If babies came with a warning label. Product is known to decrease sex drive. Keep crazy aunt 300 ft away. Do not shake contents of package.



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