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Best David Caruso Memes

February 22nd 2010 06:10
David Caruso is most well known for his role of Lieutenant Horatio Caine on the TV series CSI: Miami.

David Caruso is has become famous for frequently using one-liners which are highly appropriate to the present situation, many of which include him putting on his trademark sunglasses mid-sentence.

As seen on Screen Junkies, here are some David Caruso memes depicting his best work. View the full set here.


CSI Miami one liners - split the czech



Best David Caruso Lines - He's toast


Horatio Caine one liners - Raise the dough



CSI Miami lines - hard to swallow


CSI Miami memes - swine flu
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Tim Burton's Weird & Wonderful Art

February 8th 2010 01:22
Tim Burton is an American film director, producer, writer and artist. He has directed and produced numerous films, many of which have won Academy Awards. He is famed for his dark and quirky-themed films, such as Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands and The Nightmare Before Christmas, and for his blockbusters, including Batman, Batman Returns, Sleepy Hollow, Planet of the Apes, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. His next film Alice in Wonderland is due for release March 5, 2010.

Sci Fi Wire has written a comprehensive article about Tim Burton and his bizarre artwork which was on show at the Tim Burton Exhibition at the Museum of Modern Art in New York.
Below is a selection of what was on show, read the full article here.


Artwork of Tim Burton
Entrance to MoMA's Special Exhibitions Gallery (Michael Locasiano) The original three-dimensional mouth that swallows visitors at the start is based on concept work Burton created for his un-produced project Trick or Treat (1980).


Tim Burton Exhibition
Three Creatures, 2009. © 2009 Tim Burton Photographer: Jason Mandella The exhibit dials back all the way to Burton's childhood, featuring some of his earliest elementary school projects.


Tim Burton Picture
Untitled (Romeo and Juliet). 1981–1984. © 2009 Tim Burton Burton's drawing of an unproduced "Romeo and Juliet


Tim Burton Halloween
Untitled (Trick or Treat). 1980. © 2009 Tim Burton In the early '80s, Burton spent a lot of time developing Trick or Treat, a still-unproduced film about a little boy who spends Halloween with monsters trying to look human for the holiday.


Tim Burton Edward Scissorhands.
Untitled (Edward Scissorhands). 1990. Edward Scissorhands © Twentieth Century Fox. © 2009 Tim Burton Early conceptual art for the character of Edward Scissorhands.



*This article is licensed under the GNU Free Documentation License. It uses material from the Wikipedia article for Tim Burton.



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The Best Bond Girls

January 11th 2010 01:20
There have been 22 James Bond films so far, with each one having multiple love interests for the secret agent.
Of all these girls who are the most memorable?
Life.com attempts to answer that question, here are some of the best.
View the full list here.

bond girls
Honey Ryder (Ursula Andress) - 'Dr. No'
Has there ever been a more famous bikini in the history of film? Every Bond girl that followed had a little bit of Honey Ryder; she acted as both the first and the prototype of all Bond's women. Sometimes the classics really are the best.


James Bond women
Xenia Onatopp (Famke Janssen) - 'GoldenEye'
Onatopp was unfortunately named — especially since her party trick involved suffocating men with her thighs — but undeniably cool. She's the one Bond girl you'd like to avoid bedding.


classic bond girls - Pussy Galore
Pussy Galore (Honor Blackman) - 'Goldfinger'
The leader of Pussy Galore's Flying Circus, Pussy begins as a hardened criminal, but eventually betrays Goldfinger, partially due to Bond's charms. Blackman remains the oldest ever Bond girl, as she was 39 at the time of filming.


Best bond girls
Dr. Holly Goodhead (Lois Chiles) - 'Moonraker'
Combine outer space laser fights and a ridiculous scheme involving eugenics and you get one of the campiest Bond films ever made. But Dr. Goodhead gets credit for being both a space scientist and a CIA agent. She's also the first woman to make love to Bond in space.


Bond Girl
Octopussy (Maud Adams) - 'Octopussy'
A wealthy recluse named Octopussy lives on a floating palace in India where she is surrounded by an army of followers. Sounds just like Bond's type.
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Best Christmas Movies

December 21st 2009 01:43
Every year new movies are released for the holiday season, some will be long remembered while others will soon disappear from memory.
If you had to put together a list of the best ever Christmas movies what would make the cut?
The Chicago Tribune attempted just that, see their full list here.

movie a christmas story
A Christmas Story (1983)
"You'll shoot your eye out!"

If you don't know that phrase, or any of the countless other gems in this off-beat holiday movie, then get thee to the video store now. Ralphie's Christmas quest for a Red Rider BB Gun will make you laugh until your funny bone is sore.



Best Christmas Movies
Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966)
Boris Karloff's wonderful narration. Max, the dog-turned-reindeer. Adorable Cindy Lou Who. That nasty green Grinch with his too-small heart. And a feel-good message love and eschewing materialism. How can this NOT be on your Christmas watch list?



list of christmas movies
Home Alone (1990)
We love this movie not just because of the incredible premise (you forgot your kid?) or the ingenious burglar proofing (blow torch above the front door?). We love it because when left on his own Macaulay Culkin not only danced around in his underwear and ate junk food -- just like you'd expect a kid to -- but he also acted like an adult, buying a toothbrush and decorating the house.



best christmas movie
Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
When you grow weary of cute cartoon Santas and heartwarming holiday films, pop "The Nightmare Before Christmas" into the DVD player and enjoy a twisted Christmas movie.



muppet christmas movie
The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)
The classic Muppets taking on the classic Christmas tale -- of course it's perfect! And Kermit was born for the role of Bob Cratchett.



Will Ferrel. Elf, best christmas movies
Elf (2003)
Buddy the elf is happy, hopped up on sugar and determined to connect with his real dad, a cynical James Caan. If you haven't watched Will Ferrell pour syrup on spaghetti, you haven't had Christmas.
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