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Student Answers With a Difference

October 8th 2008 00:40
Every good student knows, when you don't know the answer to a question, be a smart arse!


Funny test answers. Explain why phosphorus trichloride PCL3 is polar. God made it that way.



Funny exam answers - A 3kg object is released from rest at a height of 5m on a curved frictionless ramp. At the foot of the ramp is a spring of force constant k = 100 N/m. The object slides down the ramp and into the spring, compressing it a distance x before coming to rest. Answer -> No there is an elephant in the way.


Smart arse questions answers. Tracey is wrong. Use an example to show that Tracey is wrong. Answer -> She’s a woman.



Smart Alec students - The water of the earth’s oceans stores a lot of heat. An engineer designed an ocean liner that would extract hear from the ocean’s waters at T = 283K and reject heat to the atmosphere at T = 293K. He thought he had a good idea, but the boss fired him. Explain. Answer – Because he slept with the boss’ wife.. Jonathan, oh dear…
If anybody knows the real answer to this, can they post it please?


Student math answers - Expand (a b) ^n. Very Funny Peter.


Incorrect but funny answers from students. Find x. Here it is.


Funny test answers. Sea salt is commercially obtained from sea water by the process of evaporation and crystallization. The main component of sea salt is sodium chloride. Answer – James Bond.

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