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Politician's Sex Scandal Cheat Sheet

April 4th 2008 11:33
Here is the quick reference guide to help all politicians get through those inevitable sex scandals!



How much trouble are you in? You’re having an improper relationship with an: Will you go to jail? Is your career over? Cute intern. No. LOL. Call girl. If you have enemies in high places. Maybe. Dude in a bathroom. Depends on how far along you were when caught. Surprisingly, no. Teenage boy. Definitely. Me thinks so. Sea cucumber. Depends on the state. Again, depends on the state. Think about the wife. Remember her? When making a public apology, don’t force your shell shocked woman to stand beside you. Mind racing. Blank stare. Aging before our eyes. Pale. Heartbroken. Considering a denial, don’t use these. I’m not gay. I would never pay that much for sex. I did not have sexual relations with that cucumber.






*This image used with permission from Damn Funny Pictures.
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Comment by Damo

April 4th 2008 21:56
Classic.


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