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Santa's Email Account

December 17th 2008 01:45
Somebody hacked into Santa’s email account (he uses Gmail of course) to take a peak at what the big fella is up to this time of year. It appears he has many interesting and powerful friends!

Santa Gmail account. God Dear Santa – I want a wii. Just kidding. Let’s get together soon. This week is crazy. Little Bobby Jensen. Dear Santa – I cleaned my room, did my homework, give me my f’in PS3 already. Head Elf. Naughty list – here is the revised list of who’s naughty with Plaxico on it. Mom. This is too funny. Why does Santa have 3 gardens, so he can ho, ho, ho. Cheap Viagra. Al Gore. My movie, still haven’t watched it yet. It affects you too. Satan. I had nothing to do with that. Donner. Gonna be late today, like 15 min. I got blitzened last night. Elfbang.com. Mrs Claus. Reindeer shit. Sleigh repair, done. Daniel Jensen. Don’t get my prick son anything. Yahoo answers, can elves get pregnant. PETA inhumane. Frosty the snowman. George w. Bush. Can I have a third term. Central bank of Nigeria. Ronald McDonald. I wish I had your cred man. Oprah Winfrey. I have a patent on giving presents. Digg. Tooth fairy. Man I hate this time of year. Easter Bunny. Tell me about it, I’m dreading March. Have you seen coal process lately, cheaper to drop and Xbox in their stockings. Why am I associated with eggs, the only thing I lay is my fat wife. Chat. Atkins is killing me. Bono, it’s a beautiful day. Easter Bunny. I don’t roll on shabbas. Rudolph. Your games are gay.
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