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Why Can't I Get a Job?

November 7th 2007 11:24

Say hello to the unemployable.

No I will not fix your computer T Shirt. Covered in piercings

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Comment by Anonymous

November 8th 2007 10:46

woooow!!!!

Comment by Mountain Fog

November 8th 2007 13:20

Infognito
Screen Trek
QUOTE ME NO QUOTES!

I am almost speechless....

the guy with the huge ring in the lower lip....now that was a great fashion accessory!

And 'spring man'...I wonder if he intends to cover his entire body with those little ring springy things?

And what on earth do they do when they have a heavy cold????

The mind boggles when you look at that idiot with all the nose work!!

cheers....I think...

fog

Comment by What's Your Story?

December 4th 2007 08:50

What's Your Story?
Big Day Plunge

yikes. ow.

Comment by crrossster

December 19th 2007 16:14

Yuk
I would be very surprisd if any of them had partners.
Only another chronic piercee would find them
attractive.
Or maybe someone with a guide dog.

Comment by Anonymous

August 1st 2008 08:44

Those 3 guys (photo 1, photo 3, and photo 4) actually have jobs.

lileth

Comment by Anonymous

August 1st 2008 11:43

actually they all work and are some of the best exponents of body modification artists and work in the world.
the "spring man" was attempting the record for the most piercings in one session.
they all have partners of some description.

Comment by Anonymous

August 27th 2008 02:38

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahaha

Comment by alex piercer

August 31st 2008 19:25

i admire people that like to experiment and to see how far you can go otherwise wats the point of being here if you dont do wat you love

Comment by alex piercer

August 31st 2008 19:26

i admire people that like to experiment and to see how far you can go otherwise wats the point of being here if you dont do wat you love

Comment by Anonymous

September 3rd 2008 20:41

That first picture is Sammpa von cyborg and he is doing pretty well for himself financialy thankyou very much

Comment by Anonymous

September 18th 2008 02:03

i just want them to run into a big magnet

Comment by Anonymous

September 29th 2008 20:55

Wow. I am addicted to body modification, but some of that I think is a little extreame. The guy in picture 4 must have a hell of a time when he has to sneeze.
Like I said, I enjoy piercings and tattoos, but - wow - I could never go that far. Im happy for them though. Put you body to the test!

Comment by Booble

November 4th 2008 18:16

I have the up most respect for these guys, its such a feat of amazement to raise your pain tolerance levels that high in the name of aesthetics.

Do not say these are ugly, do not say they are discusting. They are the person's inner most desires and experiments.

What I find discusting is that you can just sit there and have no colour in your life, no adventure. You are discusted by people who adorn themselves with these beautiful contemporary and controversial pieces of jewellery. You do not see the skill that goes into these gorgeous piercings. Ok some may have a lot of them, but it just makes them more diverse. You are all in the wrong culture to judge these people.

They are employable, but not for those narrow minded office jobs this right wing society is being forced into.

Comment by Anonymous

November 29th 2008 22:41

O_o
All of these must've hurt like a B**cH!! But hell it's their own style and their own bodies. I say let em do what they want...

I wonder how much all that cost...
oh btw if they can afford to have this done then they must be doing damn fine for themselves. I have my nose pierced and it cost like $52 (canadian) and it's just a tiny stud too.

I like the first guys nose piercing. I've never seen that done before. Same with his nose ring, that's pretty cool. lol his horns are pretty sweet too XD

the only one that really freaks me out is the four nostrils guy...

Comment by Anonymous

January 10th 2009 18:10

Geez, they make me sick, I wouldn't touch such a ...thing. Why would someones make themselves look so ...horrible? Can anyone answer this?

Comment by Anonymous

January 11th 2009 00:33

EWEWWWWWEWEWEWEWW

Comment by Anonymous

January 16th 2009 15:01

yea dude thats kind of gross i dnt like anyone with peircings get a life

Comment by Anonymous

February 4th 2009 15:49

I know at least two of these people and believe me they are not short of work. Of course, they are not looking for rat-race office-based drudgery - and if that's work to you then enjoy it with your beige-coloured friends. And by all means take the piss out of them for the way they look if it makes your humdrum existence seem somehow more worthwhile.

Also, just for the record, the last guy with the hundreds of ring piercings was doing that for a world record - they are only temporary!

Comment by Anonymous

February 21st 2009 15:56

The metal horns are pretty sick, I must say...

Comment by Anonymous

February 25th 2009 01:08

Haha personally, I don't care if someone wants to get a bunch of piercings, but that's not what this post was about. It was just saying people like that don't get employed; at least, a vast majority of them. I'm sure they can find some kind of work, but it'll never be at a high end job.

Sorry people, that's just the way life is; no reason to be offended by someone bringing up the truth.

Comment by Anonymous

March 6th 2009 20:28

well oddly enough the title in its self is ridiculous I actually know one of these people and know of the others. An all are very successful in there fields which range from performance work to hair dressing. I can't beleive people are still narrow minded enough to waste there time doing posts like this. I actaullly can't beleive I am bothering to comment but hey I am mid procrastination.I am sure this has already been said just thought I would reinforce.

Comment by Anonymous

March 23rd 2009 18:33

dat is so disgusting and just wrong how do they eat and sleep

Comment by Anonymous

March 27th 2009 00:31

The horns are awesome and so is that unusual nose jewellery

The dude with the nose thing, admirable! But it does look sick with no jewellery in it, just a massive gaping hole.... *cringe*

Comment by Anonymous

March 30th 2009 10:15

OH MY GOD!!!!! y would youu do that that is so minging!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!! A piercing is okaii but i dont c y people go to these lengths with piercings its no different and it makes youu look so ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by Mr Rictus

April 22nd 2009 17:05

It is nigh on impossible to afford mods like these if you are unemployed, I should know I recently ran out of work (self-employed joiner, not alot of jobs going at the mo, what with the recession and all) and I can't afford to get more mods done. I have several piercings in my ears, two of which are stretched, three in one eyebrow, two in my lower lip, one in my upper lip and I'm stretching my septum. I had planned to get microdermal implants so I could get a similar set-up to the guy in picture one, but thanks to unemployment I can barely afford the jewellery for my septum, never mind the process required for that.
I am a hard worker and have previous experience in shops and such, but no-one will give me a job serving the public because of my piercings and visible tattoos and I think that is incredibly hypocritical. We live in a world where we are constantly told to admire and respect diversity and yet as soon as we decide to make ourselves distinctive we are insulted and derided for it.
Just because you would never do it does not mean you have the right to call someone ugly or disgusting because they like it. If I was not sexually attracted to a certain race, such as black, asian or even caucasian people, I would be called racist for saying they were ugly. There is little difference here as far as I am concerned. You are closed minded bigots, get a f*cking life.

Comment by Anonymous

April 23rd 2009 21:10

umm excuse me it does give me a right, these people are wondering why there not getting a job, well im sorry but there apperance really isn't helping them look good in an interview is it!!!

Comment by Mr Rictus

April 24th 2009 00:50

Actually these people are not wondering why they can't get a job, in all likelyhood these people have jobs. Closed minded people like yourself assume that people who look like this cannot get a job, and you know what happens when you assume, right?
That's correct, you make an arseh0le of yourself.
None of these people were contacted for comment on the issue of their employment, the enire issue of employment was created by the person who posted the pictures.
The point you make about interviews simply serves to perfectly illustrate my point about discrimination. There are equal opportunity laws in place all over the world which are supposed to stop employers hiring on the basis of appearance. If I refused to give you a job on the grounds that my customer base or other employees would have issue with your race or a physical disabilty/deformity then you would waste no time in calling me a bigoted f*ckstick and hauling me in front of a judge for compensation. These people may be qualified for more jobs than you. That, combined with experience and employment history, should be the only factors in the hiring of staff.
You are discriminating people for the way they choose to look and you have no right to do so, no matter what you think. You may disagree with it and not like it and you have a right to say so, but you have no right to insult others for their personal appearance. It doesn't hurt anyone (well it hurts the person getting it done, but not as much as you would think) and adds a bit of colour and diversity to the world.
In addition (apologies for the rant by the way, I promise I'll wrap it soon), piercing and tattooing are ancient arts and should be respected as such. The spread of judeo-christian religions throughout the western world has demeaned the history of the body modification culture and contributed highly to the demonisation of anyone who undertakes such modifications. In this day and age we should be able to accept that not everyone subscribes to this view and respect their choices.
Each of those people have their own reasons for their modifications. Some may be religious (in the above cases I grant that this is unlikely), merely aesthetic or deeply personal in some other form. All my tattoos have personal meanings behind them, it would be impossible for others to guess those meanings, but each tattoo is a mark of my personal experience. My piercings are more an aesthetic decoration, but still present a side of myself to the world that would otherwise remain unseen.
I have no right to insult you for the colour of your hair if choose to die it blonde, or for the style you choose to wear it in. I do not like the styles and looks that are popular in sub-cultures other my own and I will state that to anyone who asks me. I will not however insult and deride those peole for choosing to look that way. If I insult someone it is because of my personal experience with that person, not the way they look, because I am not a superficial person. I have many friends who look 'ordinary' and who dislike my own look. I even have family who despise the way I look and constantly try to convince me to at least lose the piercings. However they do not insult me and most even begrudingly respect my decision to look the way I look. My mother was once like you, but she has read books and magazines on the body modification culture and history which I have given her and has come to respect the image even though she does not like it.
You are ignorant of the body modification culture and history, so, no, you have no right to insult anyone for their choices.

Comment by Anonymous

April 25th 2009 17:58

no need to write an essay!!!
i didn even understand half the things you said but im going to speak for most people that write on here get a life your full of shit!!!!

Comment by Mr Rictus

April 26th 2009 03:03

So you didn't understand half the things I said but yet you feel able to say I'm full of shit?
The above was a series of (in my opinion) competent points relating to why people should be allowed their own ideas of beauty without being insulted by people with no understanding of the culture of those ideas or the processes involved.
Please feel free to point out what you didn't understand and I'll try to explain it in simpler terms if you wish.

Comment by Mr Rictus

April 30th 2009 01:08

That's a fine debating tactic you have going there. Ever consider running for office?

Comment by Anonymous

May 4th 2009 22:43

Go Mr Rictus!!

The ignorance some people have displayed on this forum is appalling. The childish, judgmental comments bashing bod mod are completely out of place.You choose how you look, so do we. We all have that right. The marginalized are always forced to be the objective and (in my opinion) better half of society. I don't care if some think that bod mod is disgusting. I think it is damn hot. I have had people hyperventilate at the sight of my piercings. I understand that it is not for everyone, but that does not give anyone the right to insult me ( and all other bod mod lovers).

In conclusion, to all you bod mod bashers, grow up. Didn't your mother teach you that if you don't have anything nice to say you shouldn't say anything at all?

Cheers

Comment by ray-zor

May 6th 2009 02:30

I just had a labret on my lower lip a week ago.... an hour after I had it done.. I was hooked and ready to get more done. I'm already thinking of getting my ears lip and eye brows pierced.
My mom doesn't get it either, but she is not me.
There is something liberating about piercing. Its spiritual. Its personal. I feel it speaks volumes about a person that others of the norm don't comprehend.
I'm not here for others to figure out. I am my own individual. Others strive to fit the norm. Fine and good for you, you drone.
There are so many reasons to have these mods done, and if you need to have it explained, you'll never understand it.
I'm being me and I feel better for having mine done and I can't wait to get more.
My bosses are concerned... but I do my job more than needed, and the company hand book doesn't say that I can't be pierced. I hope that I wasn't hired just tobe another pretty face. I mean how shallow can a person be to judge a person based on looks?

Comment by Anonymous

May 14th 2009 17:34

The funny thing reading these comments is that everyone who feels that the people pictured are strange or gross seem to not have mastered the English language. Pierced, tattooed, stretched, whatever you chose is your right, and can be altered to you liking. Lack of intelligence, however is not nearly as easy to alter. Instead of surfing the net and insulting people's chosen appearance, why not try getting a spelling book? 'Dat', 'c', 'y', 'dnt', etc., are NOT words.

Comment by Anonymous

May 28th 2009 23:00

doesnt that hurt getting all of those they kindof scare me

Comment by Mr Rictus

May 29th 2009 02:01

Yeah they hurt, but not as much as people think. The actual piercing is about two seconds of sharp pain. The healing varies from person to person and depends on the part of the body which is pierced. The healing can involve a little pain but can be kept to a minimum with proper cleaning and maintainence (think I spelled that wrong, but it's late so I can't be bothered changing it).
As for looking scary, yeah, they can do. We are trained from birth by the media and by those close to us who are ignorant on the subject of body modification to see these things as scary. Think about all the "big" movies and TV shows you watch. how many feature a heavily modified character as a good guy? Not many. Now think of the few which do, how many portray that character as just a normal person without any weird habits, vices or character traits ? few, if any, I'll bet.
In days long past body modification was a practice performed by "tribal savages", criminals and the "lower class" members of society, such as sailors, which explains alot of the views held against body modification.
Times have changed, it is time attitudes did as well.
Don't be afraid, we're as close to normal as you are.

Comment by Anonymous

June 4th 2009 11:19

I am actualy planning on getting horns at some point, when i can afford to get them done. Body modification is expsensive, i only have 7 piercings and 1 tattoo atm, tbu when i am finished i will have 28 piercings plus my horns and 8 tattos, one being an extensive tribal tattoo covering the entire left half of my body. It's going to cost me alot of money, but i will look how i want to look, i think body modification is fascinating. You're body may very well be your temple, but i don't see why you shouldn't decorate it a bit ^_^
I am also thinking of having my ears modified to look like elf ears ^_^
I do work, and i get paid well, i am also planning on having my own business within the next 5 years, not even in the body modification business but in fashion.
Anyone is alowed to do anything they choose to do, i would imagine all of those guys have worked hard in their life to modify their bodies like that, i find it hard enough affording my normal piercings sometimes.
I don't care if other people don't like how i look, as long as i like how i look. Even if someone does look horrible in my own oppinion, if they're happy with how they look i have no right to judge them.
I've also never met anyone with a body modification i've not liked, they've all been very friendly from my own experience.

Comment by Anonymous

July 12th 2009 01:44

all you people knocking them not even know them are the dumbest ones out there because they obviously have to have some type of income because all that body art is expensive to get and you can see they stretch their things, im sure some is new, theres always some type of cost involved or something. think before your ready to criticize. the ones that always have something quick to say about someone else are the most miserable ones themselves

Comment by Anonymous

August 8th 2009 07:54

omg arent you sooooo stupids? if they want to 'TEST' or "RAISE" their pain tolerance levels they could go to a hospital and ask for a surgery without anesthesia.
they do all of that bcuz its called "BODY ART" some people think tht shit is beautifull.

Comment by Anonymous

December 7th 2009 00:57

see, i like the idea of piercings, but a bit of thats overkill, though im sure theyre pretty cool dudes (seriously, they probably are)
like i got my tragus' pierced, and now i want to get spiderbites like the dude from Disturbed has, and a nose ring, so i understand the concept of wanting more piercings.

ps. I LOVE the septum ring that first guy's got

Comment by Anonymous

January 9th 2010 23:13

Ok well that was interesting reading all the comments and seeing the photos thanks to whoever created this page. Well i use to be in the tat and piercing biz but got out of it when i had kids and respect those on this page its not for everyone. i do have one of those boring IT jobs now but on the weekend the people i work wit wouldnt know me

. So to all the people with the rude comments you never know who u affect when you talk so harshley. If you dont like what you see then why did you not only click on this page but take the time to look at all the pics and then go as far as to make comments and then come back to look at the responces what sence does that make.

Comment by Anonymous

February 5th 2010 00:43

Imagine going through an airport bahahaha

Comment by Anonymous

March 20th 2010 08:33

That is the most disgusting this i have ever seen in my life.

I hope they know how immature it is to want to look like that

Comment by SlutsDieLast

May 1st 2010 12:47

Hello.

Honestly.
So what if you don't find that attractive? Nor do i, But i totally respect them for making a choice they always knew might cause trouble because they want it.
Also, I had 16 piercings, Had quite a few jobs and am in a happy, long term non fuckedup relationship (:
Just goes to show i guess.

As long as you're comfortable with how you look, Dripping designer labels, metal or constontantly wrapped up in swathes of unflattering clothing, then that's all that matters.

Comment by Anonymous

May 5th 2010 16:09

these are beautiful. I hope to one day be on the same level!!

Comment by dAnDyFaIrY

May 12th 2010 11:26

I think everyone should be free of doing whatever they want to their bodies, so I respect them, but I do not think we should amire them because they don't fear the pain. What's the point? Pain is just silly and useless when there's no noble reason behind it.

Comment by dAnDyFaIrY

May 12th 2010 11:32

I wanted to explain myself better, I meant they shouldn't BOAST about the pain they went through because I'm not impressed.

Oh, notice that the first guy has become cross-eyed probably because of that spiral nose ring which invaded his visual field

Comment by Anonymous

May 20th 2010 01:26

EFFIN AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by Anonymous

August 17th 2010 19:42

So we are fully clear, The first guy is a man named Sampa Von Cyborg and is a VERY wealthy man as he is one of the most Famous body artist of all time. He is an inspiration and he is NOT cross eyed. People who judge on appearance will miss out on far too much life has to offer. there are good people out there who chose to look different. this doesnt make them bad. It makes them wise. Why do people feel the need to look like everyone else? No one in history who has been noticed was normal. You want to be normal, enjoy mediocrity. I, for one, chose not to.

Comment by Anonymous

September 23rd 2010 10:33

the 2nd pictures, bloke with pigtail goatee, i know him, pierced my 1 nipple and he's missus is a very good tattooist

Comment by Anonymous

February 17th 2011 17:13

Yuck. I want to vomit after seeing all of this.

Comment by Anonymous

March 21st 2011 17:48

F**cK everybody that says this is nasty, WTF is wrong with you guys, I have double spiderbites, 0 gauge's in my ears, and a sleeve on my right arm. And I work at flowserve night shift building powerplant vaulves.

Comment by Anonymous

April 21st 2011 05:36

Personally I'm all for piercings, but not like this. These are just WAY too much. And there doesn't look to be any artistic coordination behind them. It's literally just poking random holes in ones' self; completely thoughtless. :-\

Comment by Anonymous

May 21st 2011 07:23

Your text goes hereYour text goes hereI love piercings... Got my nose, lip, eybrow, 2hole in both ears, cartlige, and toung.. I love them all. I understand the feeling of wanting to get more. The clean rush you get when u get them... It's you makeing your self differnt from others. The jewerly is even better.. When I see these guys I see art .. I see realy ppl that love showeing the world who they are, and what there about.. Job you say thats a bunch of bull-shit becouse you can take them out, an put a clear stud in #2 thats discrimnation... SO if you dont like the pic then you dont get it, and never will.. Becouse if you were open mind you would..