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An Honest Desktop

August 20th 2008 12:19
What if your desktop icons and applications told things the way they really are?
The result would look something like the desktop below:



My Computer - Impress grandma with wizardry. Notepad - Read poem you wrote while drunk. View your badass shirtless pic. Recycle Bin - Get rid of that evidence. Acrobat - Freeze computer in two minutes. Decoy hidden porn folder. Mozilla Firefox - Lose track of time. Spybot - Reminder to stop downloading sketchy sites. AIM - Say things you normally wouldn’t. Winamp – Feel hardcore listening to hardcore music. Upload pics your friends want to forget. Remember your friends a crazy drunk picture. Word – Type for a minute then check email. Online games – Verbally abuse an 11 year old. Paint – Draw moustaches on things. Warcraft – Bitch about your internet inspection. Actual hidden porn folder. Say you’ve been breached, to feel like a hacker. Minesweeper – Feel like your boss is always close. Hit mine on first click. Not that nerdy, pretty nerdy, Bill Nye. AOL – accidentally click on me ad. Actual friends, people who IMed you first them asked who you are. Conversations that end after answering what’s up. Couples who fight via away messages and song quotes in profiles. Girls who want to dance like no one’s watching. People that ignore you. High school friends who only talk to you when infected by a virus. Guys who are unsuccessfully trying to switch to a new screen name. Wireless network connection. Guy two doors down from me stolen connection. GirlWIthBigBoobs.
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