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March 5th 2007 13:06
It's about time advertisers told it how it is!!!



Honest Advertising - McDonalds - We're not capable of cooking anything that looks remotely like this. But you would eat your own shit if our marketing was good enough.



Pantene Pro V ad - Our new Pro V system works by using computer graphics and made-up names for the ingredients to make 'soap for hair' seem interesting and expensive!


BMW 3 series convertible - The best penis extension money can buy.



Honest Slim Fast advertisement - You need it because you're FAT. And you sweat and stink, and when you run the earth shakes.


Bacardi Breezer - Helping Britain have the highest rate of teenage pregnancy ever!

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Comment by Ahmed

March 5th 2007 13:38


Video Gamer Kids
Little Green Foosballs
PolyKicks
too bad they don't put those on TV.

Comment by Sarah White

March 5th 2007 17:36


coolgirlsar to the rescue
One Too Many Chocolate Bars
I love the bacardi breezer one! Especially true of Essex Girls! LOL!

Comment by Ian

March 5th 2007 20:50


Jokes
Photos
Online Games
Funny Photos
If only someone would put one of these on a billboard somewhere!

Comment by Brenton

March 5th 2007 22:19


Dr Spin
Tales From The Other Side
Blip Blog
Gadget Museum

Someone you'd be interested in then is Ron English. Google him.

Comment by Ian

March 5th 2007 22:53


Jokes
Photos
Online Games
Funny Photos
Thanks I looked up his website here. I recommend you all check it out.

Comment by Ahmed

March 5th 2007 23:10


Video Gamer Kids
Little Green Foosballs
PolyKicks
@Sarah White

holy shizmets, I know someone from Essex (or around that part), wow, what a coincedence.

Apparently It's known for its drugs and stuff...

Comment by Lilla

March 6th 2007 07:38


From The Home Front
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Ian,

Great Post as Always... there must be something wrong with my eyes, because if I happen to be near a TV, this is exactly how the adds all look to me...standard...*lol*

Excellent Post!
Thanks again for the chuckle

Lilla ...

Ps Loved the Propoganda link too, moo.

Comment by AnthonyB

March 6th 2007 10:35
Hhaa Lilla, Moo indeed !! I really liked that Maccas promo.

On this blog, I preferred Pantene Pro V ad.

Nice work

- Anthony

Comment by Deorre

March 6th 2007 13:33


Stress Alive
Man Lessons
Wait, I thought they called soap for hair, shampoo. You mean it's just soap?!?

Comment by MelissaA

March 8th 2007 03:36


Fun Facts
*LOL* - If only! ; )

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