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Guide to Female Expressions

June 20th 2007 14:29
The ultimate guide to female facial expressions. Print this off guys and take it with you wherever you go!


Female Looks - 1. Contempt: Lifted brows, upper lip lifted. How to cause this: It's enough just to wipe the sweat off your head with a tip of your tie. 2 Controlled Anger: Tightly shit lips, flared nostrils, eyes squinting slightly. How to cause this: Find a photo album with your ex-wife photos and put it in a prominent place. 3. Fear - eyes open wide, eyebrows slightly raised corners of the mouth are pointing downward. How to Cause this: Pick up the phone and say: Hey Wolfgang, I heard you and your brothers have no place to lice? Well, come live with us!



Female facial expressions - 4. Sarcastic Smile: Mouth half-open, eyes slightly squinting. How to cause this: Going out with your buddies and promise to be home by 9pm. 5 Obligatory Smile: Mouth corners are pointing in different directions, in a lopsided smile. How to cause this: Invite your boss to visit your house. 6. Derision: Lips shut, eyes squinting. How to cause this: Refuse to pay extra $100 for a hotel room with a better view.



Female faces - 7. Asking Nicely: Lifted eyebrows, trembling chin. How to cause this: Promise something then change your mind. 8. Pleading: wrinkled forehead, lips slightly open, eyes wet. How to cause this: Again promise her something, and then change your mind again. 9. Baffled Anger: One eye squinted, jaw put forward. How to cause this: When your team wins, go to bed dressed in their colours.


Female looks - 10. Confusion: Eyes open wide, mouth slightly open. How to cause this: Get a tattoo with a different girls name. 11.Deep Hatred: All face muscles are frozen as in a mask. How to cause this: Say that her new dress is but, but you Secretary's dress is better. 12 Humble Submission. Mouth is closed, one eyebrow slightly raised. How to cause this: As yet unknown.




*These pictures used with permission from Damn Funny Pictures.
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Comment by James Rickard

June 20th 2007 21:28


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The tried to include an orgasm face with these but, couldn't find one!

Comment by Justin

June 21st 2007 03:07
In the pictures (and life) I'm still trying to find the one where she is smiling naturally without hint of anger, sarcasm or obligation!

Comment by JohnDoe

June 21st 2007 11:10


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I recognize these expressions all too well, but I see elation and wonder sometimes too.

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