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30 Minutes With CNN

March 24th 2008 13:30
30 Minutes WIth CNN Headline News Pie Chart:

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30 minutes with CNN headline news. Commercials - you need medicine, you need financial services, you need anew car, you need video professor, clap on! clap off! News Summaries - Breaking news, turkey bombs Iraqi Kurds. Iraq war brought Blair closer to god.(good for him) CIA denies claims of torture. French president in Afghanistan. Clinton woos women voters (you go girl), Governor pressured to pardon Jena 6, Roofing magnate killed in fall from roof, predator tries to abduct girl. Sports - blah, blah, blah. No News. self promotion. Segue to commercial. Fluff and human interest - expect weekend travel delays (no shit), holiday shopping safety (lock your doors), keeping new year's resolution (all 4 tips), travel advice (take pics of your baggage), retired teacher goes back to work (awww), man lives with blue skin )with obligatory Blue Man Group Reference)







*This image used with permission from Damn Funny Pictures.
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