IanThe Three Philosophies of Butter
January 28th 2008 07:35
Butter and Logic.
Here's some more!
Agnosticism: I don't know if this is butter.
Zen: You are the butter.
Pragmatism: This can be used as butter.
Creationism: Only God can make butter.
Socialism: This should be good enough for everybody.
Bushism: I have secret evidence that this is pure butter.
Libertarianism: You decide what this is.
Nietzscheism: Butter is dead, and margarine killed it.
Dysfunction: Why do you always refuse to call this butter?!
Freudianism: This is your mother.
Dadaism: This is not a tub.
Science: This is margarine.
Democratism: It's only butter if at least 51% say so.
Fatalism: Buying one of these butters is inevitable.
Slashdotism: I for one welcome our new pseudo-butter overlords.
Stevejobsism: It scrolls like butter.
Pessimism: This will probably kill you, but so will everything else.
Fanboyism: My butter is the best, your butter sux.
South Parkism: Butters, you asshole.
Yodaism: Believe it's butter, I cannot...
*This image used with permission from Damn Funny Pictures.
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