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Bacon Flow Chart

January 7th 2008 04:50
Finally, a flow chart about something useful...Bacon!
Click on the image to open in a larger window, then you can read it properly!

I’m hungry. What should I eat? Bacon. I love Bacon. Do I have any bacon? No. What? Why not? Not bacon. Yes! No, you want bacon. You’re right, I want bacon. Good! A home is not complete without bacon! Already ate it. Why should I be wearing pants, I hate pants! Clean the pan. Damnit, if it’s not one thing.. No. Do I have a clean frying pan? Get some more bacon. Of course not, yes. You also hate getting hot bacon grease on your junk. Are you wearing pants? Let’s make some bacon! Hooray! Yes! How odd! I don’t know. Good point, pants are on just this once, but once the bacon’s done, all pants are off! We’re ready! Do I want my bacon crispy? Yes. I really like my bacon crispy, but I fear it can get burnt too easily. Decisions! How about I make some crispy and some not so crispy? No. Sometimes you just want it to be a little chewy, today is one of those days. That’s a risk we all take. The price of great bacon is eternal vigilance. Good thinking! Variety is the spice of all life, after all… You’re right, I have no other earthly concerns. You’ve just eaten bacon, what more could you want? Bacon is done! I have reached enlightenment, thank you bacon! Now what? Withholding bacon from a dog is inhumane, how dare you even think it? No. Should I give some to Dante? Maybe. I’ll see if he’ll choose bacon over beggin’ strips. Of course! Hooray for bacon! mmmm… bacon. Dante is wise, and also loves bacon. He’s just letting me have the bacon. I’ll reward his kindness with bacon. NO! Should I disown him if he chooses the beggin’ strips?






*This image used with permission from Damn Funny Pictures.
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Comment by Anonymous

September 29th 2010 10:00
No matter how many times I do this I keep ending up with the same thing. =/
I think it's broken.

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